Chris Lilley » Big Bite

Disc 1
1. Big Bite - Episode 1
2. Big Bite - Episode 2
3. Big Bite - Episode 3
4. Big Bite - Episode 4
5. Big Bite - Episode 5
6. Big Bite - Episode 6
7. Big Bite - Episode 7
Disc 2
1. Big Bite - Episode 8
2. Big Bite - Episode 9
3. Big Bite - Episode 10
4. Big Bite - Episode 11
5. Big Bite - Episode 12
6. Big Bite - Episode 13

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Cast

Quotes

Mr G

“I was thinking of kind of a religious theme, you know. We sort of thought about Buddhism, Judaism, lesbianism - all of those religions - and we came up with the idea of marsupials! Marsupials, and we did a show we called ‘Marsupial Soup’.” [Episode 3]

“Assemblies are really my time to shine.” [Episode 3]

“C’mon! It’s not exactly rocket surgery!” [Episode 5]

“I found Mark’s pencil case and it said on it in black texta, it said, ‘Mr G is a fudgepacker.’ And I took it to the staff room and said to the others, ‘What of Earth does that mean?’ And they said that it means that he thinks that you’re a pretty cool guy. And I thought, well, that makes sense!” [Episode 5]

"Underneath all the glitz and the glamour and the who-ha that surrounds me, I'm just an average, every-day bloke. An average bloke - with a gift." [Episode 5]

The Extreme Darren

“Hi, I’m Darren… this is a scooter.” [Episode 4]

“Helmet-cam’s gonna capture all the heart-stopping action! Stand back Liam, this is gonna cause a major splash!” [Episode 4]

“Now that my reflexes are at their most wicked, I can do just about any extreme sport I want! Sick!” [Episode 5]

Trent Parker, financial adviser

“I wanna make an investment in you, the client, financially as well as emotionally. Let’s go to a fun park. Let’s go on a roller coaster ride. And like stock market variations there’s gonna be ups, and there’s gonna be downs, and there’ll be, there’ll be like the flat bit at the beginning of the ride. But at the end of the day, you might feel a little bit queasy in your tummy, but you’ve got yourself a show bag, fairy floss, and you’ve had a good time.” [Episode 1]

“Together, we will build a nest, and I’ll ask you to lay an egg. I’ll say, ‘Lay an egg’. I will then sit on that egg, and I’ll warm it, and I’ll warm it and warm it. It’ll hatch, and I will look at it and I will regurgitate some food into its beak. But biologically, you are its mother, and it’ll grow feathers and you’ll have to teach it to fly. And you’ll have to face that one day it will fly the coop, ‘cause they all do. That’s called bankruptcy, and that’s where I come in.” [Episode 1]

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