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We Can Be Heroes » Quotes » Ja'mie


Episode 1

“I don’t know why, but I’m just like really good at a lot of things. Do you know what I mean? It’s like, it’s really weird.”

“It’s really cool coz like I lie in bed and I just get up in the morning, and there’s all these like friendly faces looking at me and I think, like, if it wasn’t for me, you guys would be totally dead.”

“It’s really good for me coz like, as well as doing something good for the Africans, two days a week without food keeps me looking really hot. Do you know what I mean?”

Episode 2

“We so thought you were a dyke. We so thought you were a lesbian. Oh my God, it’s like weird, even now, to be friends with you.”

“When did you see your first penis? Seriously. Not your dad’s. Or your dog’s.”

“Other countries are so povo. It’s like, get some money.”

Episode 3

“She came on a boat. It’s like, stay in your own country. I mean, I know that sounds rude. No matter what your problems are, you don’t leave your country. Seriously, my mum is a bitch to me sometimes. It doesn’t mean I like get on a boat and go to, like, Brazil.”

“Get heaps of photos, OK? Especially if I cry.”

“What about in your village, that guy who I’m sponsoring that looks like Usher? He looks so hot. Do you know him? Get him over in a boat and like, get with him.”

“So if you undid that, would that be like a full afro, or what?”

Episode 4

“What you just saw then was an example of greed. Brianna is not willing to give up food in order to get a boyfriend. She is simply selfish.”

“All it takes is one dollar a day. Go without those chips; don’t buy this month’s Dolly magazine. It’s like, what did you have for lunch today?”
“A sandwich.”
“How much did it cost?”
“$2:50”
“OK that’s 2 kids dead. Seriously. D’you get it? Collect that money and give it to a starving black child.”

Episode 5

“All the kids are dead? Shit…that’s bullshit. I’ve got the finals next week. Australian Of The Year. The girl from Adelaide is gonna win, she’s got 50 kids. If I’ve got none I am so not winning.”

“Do you realise who I am? I’m like the record holder. I’m the national record holder. I’m like totally the face of your organization”

“Get me 100, I want 100 by next week. Next week because I have the Australian Of The Year finals to go to, and if I don’t have that many kids, then I will fucking lose. So shut your fucking bitch face.”

“I am 16 years old. I am totally 16 and I am so gonna have nightmares about this.”

“Are you a manager? Because you so don’t sound like a manager. You sound like a dumb-arse fat bitch. I’m sorry, you sound so fat.”

“Don’t even try and help me, OK? Coz today is the worst day of my life.”

“Those posters are going out all over Sydney and I look like a fat ugly slag!”

Episode 6

“This is my Year 10 formal dress that I gave her. I vomited on it there, but um, we were gonna chuck it out but it’s OK now.”

“The whole thing’s rigged. It’s like, I’m seriously like the most compassionate person in this whole room. What were they thinking? It’s like, what more do I have to do? I’m like, starving myself to save the third world kids, I’m going out of my way to be Sonali’s friend. Like, I don’t have to do this.”